Saturday 10 March 2012

Mas is Too Much Funny Yaar!!!


You guys have to check these videos that I was sent by a friend along with the latest Prophet on the Block video!!! Too funny!!!! Where have these jokers been all my life??? A few of them are excellent in pointing out this monster's hypocrisy!!! As most Ahmadis, like their Masroor, are of Pakistani Punjabi origin and Punjabis are known for their humor, I hope you will enjoy the jokes!


Mas and his Shahnawaz Ltd Donated Car! A Bollywood Hero in the Making!


http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xouluj_hazoor-mirza-masroor-nikly-gaddi-le-k-typical-view-of-qadyaniyat-must-watch_lifestyle?ralg=meta2-only#from=playrelon-1

(and he tells you to be humble)

Mas and his Cough!

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xp02rn_hazoor-ka-khaansi-version-v-funny-must-watch-qadyaniyat_fun

(Khalifa of a nervous disposition? Yeah, great quality of a leader!)

Mas the Lady Killer! Smooth Operator gets flowers!

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xp3wv7_latest-islam-qadiani-khaleefa-with-be-pardah-ladies_na?ralg=meta2-only#from=playrelon-5


(talking to non-Mehram ladies but expels people for going to mixed weddings?)



Mas busting some moves to Daler Mendi! Puppie Shuppie! Billie Shillie!


http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xoorfi_ahmadeez-ka-dancing-khaleefa-mirza-masroor-shb-must-watch_fun

(LOL)

OMG Ahmadis!!! New Prophet Alert!!!

UPDATE Prophet of Ahmadiyya II has released a few official statements on Youtube for the Ahmadis: 

Khan speech in urdu www.youtube.com/watch?v=LitBICnooVg 
Khan Message to the fifth succsessor www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBlZtdJLqyI 
Khan speech to Ahmadiyya www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxmtxUMJRsM

OMG readers!!!

I have a huge treat for you Ahmadis! I would like to introduce you to Zahid Ali Khan, a new claimant of Prophethood and he is after YOUR support, and your support specifically! Ahmadis please meet your potential new Prophet, who claims to have met Mirza Ghulam Qadiani! I hope you will all consider accepting him, as you have previously accepted Mirza Ghulam Qadiani! You accept Mirza Ghulam Qadiani on his say so because let's face it, all his prophecies failed; and he doesn't live up to anything the Quran relates about the Mahdi and Messiah, so you will have no problem accepting Zahid Ali Khan!! He seems like a good guy and guess what youngsters out there, he even likes Pitbull (the Puerto Rican singer slash rapper)! OMG!!! What a cool Prophet! He has some serious swagger unlike that Mas who can't even read properly, and more easy on the eye than the scary black and white mug shot of Mirza Ghulam Qadiani.

Here is Prophet/Messiah Zahid Ali Khan: 

He makes some valid points about the Ahmadiyya. Despite the Ahmadiyya claiming that they believe in the Finality of Prophethood/ Khatam an Nabiyeen (they claim they do but then contradict this claim by accepting MGA as a 'non law bearing nabi'.) their Prophet Mirza Ghulam Qadiani claimed this:
"It is possible that in future no Messiah may come. It is possible 10,000 more Messiah may come and one of them may descend in Damascus." (Izala-e-Auham, Roohani Khazain vol 3 p.251)
Now Zahid Ali Khan has laid his claim then you Ahmadis should consider it, because Mirza said it may be possible 10,000 could come and he could be one of them!! Quick, make sure you do it in his lifetime, then you can be a Sahabi, just like my paternal grandfather and probably your paternal grandfather was a Sahabi of Mirza Ghulam Qadiani! (I know, I thought it was just my family that was special but it seems everyone has a slice of the pie! Hmmmm...)

Muslims on the other hand, ahhh we need not worry about his claims because our religion dictates that we do not accept anyone who claims to be a Prophet/Nabi, because our Prophet SAAWs warned us about them. So we are dilemma free while Ahmadis have to consider every claimant to Prophethood because their Prophet said another 10,000 might make their debut! You see, wouldn't it just be easier if you accepted Prophet Muhammad SAAWs as the last (actual last, not Ahmadi interpretation of last) and forget all the 'bolt on' Prophets? It saves you the hassle of making a terrible mistake and anyway, imagine if 10,000 come in your lifetime, how many times are you going to jump religions/sects? Also, now there is a new Prophet on the Block, what will become of Masroor's position? You can't have a Khalifa and Prophet at the same time! 'Ah but that Zahid isn't a Prophet' you will say, but why not? Why? Mirza said 10,000 could possibly come so why are you denying him the position? If he is a Prophet, what should Masroor do? Accept the Prophet and go back to being a normal 'follower' because a Prophet cannot have a Khalifa! Oh my word, Masroor might just be a normal person and no longer a 'Man of God'.

By the way Ahmadi critics, please read the above quote again, where Mirza Ghulam Qadiani says one (Messiah) may descend in Damascus! Do you want to go and ask him how the Messiah will get his visa when he descends from the Heavens???  It seems that Mirza Ghulam Qadiani also supports this yet you choose to mock Muslims for it??? Uh Oh, it seems like you have plonked your Prophet in the same category as us because it seems like even he thinks it may well happen!! So next time you mock my 'Mullah' brothers and 'Mullahess' sisters for believing in such an 'absurd concept', check yourself, because your home made Prophet known to you as Hadhrat Mirza Ghulam Ahmad (as), The Promised Messiah and Mahdi and Krishna and Budda believed in it too! If it is such a ridiculous concept, why is your Prophet Mirza acknowledging it as a possibilty? Anybody? Explain? It seems like Mirza was covering his tracks so when it does happen insh'Allah, at least he could say 'I told you so, I never said it wouldn't happen'.

Come to Islam please and stay clear of these nutjob claimants! Just as this one seems like a total looney toon to you, that is exactly how Muslims feel about Mirza Ghulam Qadiani!

I will leave you with the following Ahadith:

The Prophet (Peace be upon him) said: There will arise 30 grand Liars (Dajjal) from my Ummah, each of them will claim that he is the Prophet whereas “I AM KHATAM AN NABIYEEN AND THERE IS NO PROPHET AFTER ME” [Sunnan Tirimdhi , Hadith # 2202]

Abu Huraira reported Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) as saying: The Last Hour would not come “UNTIL THERE WOULD ARISE ABOUT THIRTY IMPOSTERS, LIARS, AND EACH ONE OF THEM WOULD CLAIM THAT HE IS A MESSENGER OF ALLAH” [Book 041, Number 6988: (Sahih Muslim), Sahih Bukhari, Volume 9, Book 88, Number 237]