Wednesday, 31 August 2011

Expontential Growth in Ahmadis? An Ex-Ahmadi shows otherwise!

Asalam o Alaikum readers… WASSSSSSURRRRRP! What it do in London today? How depressing is the weather? And what’s good Worldwide, I see thousands of clicks from the international community- BIG UP! Keep it coming, this is just the beginning, a ‘test stage’ if you like, but in between damning insider information on Sundays, I still need to keep you guys on the ball and so have a teeny treat for you!

This is old news, but now I have brand new readers, this will be NEW to thousands of you (yep thousands, my Blog had 8,000 hits by this morning subhanAllah). 

Reason I chose this piece today is because since yesterday, I have received over 500 emails, and am being told, over and over and over and over (you get the point) how the Jamaat is growing and is huge and unstoppable! It’s doing it big time, it’s gone global, and it’s growing at the speed of light! Yes that’s right; it’s a nonstop rollercoaster ride to global domination. ERRR how about…NO! Ages ago, there was this guy who visited our forum called Khalid, and with him he brought along DAMNING inside information that showed the dismal reality of the growth of Ahmadis here in the UK. Want to take a look? OK I will show you, but be warned, it certainly isn’t a pretty site, especially for all of you who lectured me yesterday about ‘DA GROWTH OF DA AHMADIS’ (no joke ting, one guy said just that)…

(I am pasting what Khalid had written, late last year at some point):

I've been given the official bai'at figures for the last fifteen years in the UK. I'm sure they'll open a few eyes as to just how much of a closed-cult the ahmadiyya really are. It shows the stark contrast between the numbers they claim (i.e. 200 million) and the dismal reality:
Official Bait Figures From 1995-2005 (UK):

Total Bai'at: 1084
Still with Jamaat: 218
Move to new Jamaat: 40
Left UK : 232
Unable to Contact: 594

So the shocking truth is that for the above ten year period, on average only 108 people joined the cult per year. Yet what's even more shocking is that 55% of those who joined are unaccounted for!!! LOL...they can't contact 594 out of the 1084 ahmedis that joined!!!

The below is a yearly breakdown from 2000 - 2010:
From 2000-2010:

2000-01: 122
2001-02: 48
2002-03: 58
2003-04: 95
2004-05: 38
2005-06: 45
2006-07: 75
2007-08: 67
2008-08: 25
2009-10: 61

The figures I have also show that more than 50% of those who joined are either no longer part of the jamaat or cannot be contacted!! LOL. MashAllah.. it's wonderful how the jamaat looks after its new converts. The funny thing is a lot of those that are part of these figures where already Ahmedi, for each convert there is a comment alongside their name explaining their situation, i.e:
Born Ahmadis.renewed their ba’its. NOT right to say new ahmedi's

Was born as an Ahmadi but never kept any touch with the Jamaat or did ba’it. Recently she did bait but still is very aloof and does not like to be contacted by the Jamaat. Pays her Chanda. Is related to mrs Amtul Rasheed and does not like to be put in this category. Her father was a sahabi.

So these figures are actually highly flattering, as a lot of those they consider new ahmedis (and are part of these figures) are in fact not new ahmedis.

The funny thing as well, is that only a small percentage of these "new ahmedi's" are white british. For reference the breakdown by nationality for the 2009-2010 period is shown below:
English British: 7
Mix British: 2
Palestine/Egyptian: 1
Kenyan: 1
Kenyan/British: 4
Mauritian: 1
Pakistani: 22
Pakistani British: 3
Polish: 1
Somalian: 1
Indian/ German 1
Indian British: 2
Guinea: 1
Egyptian: 5
Bangladeshi: 1
Czech Republic: 1
Dutch: 1
Ghanaian/ British: 1

More than a third where pakistani!! Just shows that this cult really is a punjabi based business.

So... in the last 15 years they "converted" only 1312 people in the UK. An average of 87 a year. More than 50% of those they are no longer in contact with!!! This is the reality of the "True Islam". For all their fancy propaganda to the white man it has got them no where.

What a sham "religion".

Lo!! So much for "The Ahmadiyya Muslim Community is a dynamic, fast growing international revival movement within Islam",quoted from their website @, and Allah’s promise to Mirza Ghulam Ahmad of ‘I Will Cause Thy Message to Reach the 4 Corners of The World’ (Allah knows there are no corners and would not have said such a thing),

Yes OK I hear you!! I hear you already!!! ‘THIS ISN’T TRUE IT IS LIES OMG LIARS, HE MADE IT UP’… he didn’t, I think if we all ask him nicely and he is reading, he might be able to email us over the original (he did me ages ago and a few others on the forum who asked for it). OK. So next I am hearing ‘OMG GORSSSH THIS IS ONLY FOR THE UK, WE HAVE MASSIVE GROWTH IN THE AFRICA AND THE INDIA AND THE BANGLADESH AND THE TIMBUKTOO AND THE MOON…’ yeah…you get the picture right? This is the HUB of Ahmadiyya: HUBADIYYA. This is where it’s all that, THE UK is where at it is at! Your Khalifa, may Allah strengthen his hands and feet, lives here. This is the driving force of the Ahmadiyya! This is where the money is at! this is where the concentrated efforts are it! This is where the multi million pound Mosque is at! This is where the HQ is at! This is where all the tabligh efforts are at! This is the driving force for the entire Ahmadiyya community worldwide and look what IT has to show for itself… 1312 converts in a 15 year period!!!! **SHOCKING**

1315 in 15 years and not all were proper conversions anyways and majority of them were never seen again!!! Either that’s pretty pathetic or you guys’ idea of HUGE GROWTH is 1 addition to your Tajneed database every decade? Now compare this to almost 100,000 MUSLIM CONVERTS here in the UK, averaging at almost 5000 a year (source: ). So who is growing? Don’t try fool yourselves into thinking all the Ahmadis are in Africa, they aren’t! And even if they were, majority are uneducated and illiterate and would probably follow anything with a bit of persuasion! Why are they not converting en masse in the UK? I thought Ahmadis were the most engaged Muslims in the world, and you can’t even manage to scoop the educated non-Muslims of the UK but mainstream Muslims did? What is up with that blad? Tell you what is up, it’s a fraud and Allah SWT will keep those in genuine search for the truth away from falsehood!

And oh, did you know, according to OFFICIAL Jamaat statements, Ahmadiyya is NOT growing but is actually in decline and reducing rapidly in numbers? Did you know that? Bro Xia over at the forums shows us here @Ahmadiyya Jamaat Numbers Fraud:

Ahmadis, get off that sinking rubber dingy of yours and get on board the beautiful and safe Cruise Liner that is Islam: The proof is in the numbers! Stick with the majority and you will not go wrong. Start playing with the minority and the chances are, like most minority groups who are convinced too of world domination one day, and you WILL fail. Wave your white flag, get off that rubber dingy and come to Islam…this is no joke ting! WAKE UP FOR THE LOVE OF ALLAH WAKE UP!

Tuesday, 30 August 2011

A Picture speaks a 1000 words! Eid Mubarak Jamaat-e-Ahmadiyya!‏

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Read the narration and picture this: Could you ever imagine that the Prophet Mohammad PBUH would touch the head of Non/Ghair Mehram? A young woman, whose hair, arms and bosom are not covered? In front of her own husband, who seems to think nothing of a ghair man touching his new bride's head?

Is this what you would expect from a 'divine' Khalifa? Here is your so called 'Khalifa', a powerless refugee, living under the rule of the British monarch, engaging in an act what is strictly prohibited in Islam: touching a woman who is not a Mehram. This a typical Pakistani custom, pictured here is an 'Islamic' Khalifa. There is no room for Pakistani customs and traditions when you are trying to live by the Muslim rule book, the Quran, and are claiming to be a Khalifa of Islam.

Still, I guess if he can touch the uncovered head of Naib Amir Nasser Khan's daughter, I guess what the ordinary Ahmadi boy gets up to is somewhat excused...right?? After all, if the Khalifa can do it, why can't anyone else?

Wake Up and question his so called position as Khalifa and remember that this is not what a pure/pious/religious man would do! No excuses. No comparisons to Ghair Ahmadis. No nothing. He is Khalifa e Waqt. Period.

Mas- Eid Mubarak from me! Your greatest fan... FINDINGS.

Sunday, 28 August 2011

The Sunday Scandal Session 1: Scandalous Spies: AMA UK: The Proof!

Afternoon and Salaam! Let’s kick off this first installment of ‘The Sunday Scandal Sessions’ and lets kick it real hard! What I am about to present to you this Sunday, are 2 separate documents that I found in my father’s Jamaat file. Thankfully, I was able to scan the papers, so that you can see the evidence for yourself! The pictures are more than clear for you all to see, despite that misbehaving scanner of mine being pretty shoddy in quality. The written report, I typed up myself, word for word but how you see the reports below is exactly how I found them (positioning of pictures etc). You have my word: this is the real deal and these documents are 100% authentic!

Below are 2 separate reports, written up by Farooq Aftab Mohtamim Muqami (lol: some random made up, pointless title), confirming what many have been saying for ages, and that’s that the Jamaat SPY and FOLLOW innocent non Ahmadis  who so happen to stumble across their any one of their weird and wacky institutions! What am I talking about, what is this girl going on about? What spies? What Non-Ahmadis?

Read below (word for word):


  • 3 individuals of Arab/Pakistani origin.
  • Arrived around 17:20 pm and left around 17:45 pm.
  • Arrived by car BMW 730 LD – RD57 NZU.
  • Were fully searched, scanned and escorted on site.
  • Followed separately afterwards.
  • Their final destination appeared to be the Neuro Hospital, West Hill.
  • Video footage taken of them.


Around 17:20 three men, in their twenties, arrived at Fazl Mosque.  They came by car, BMW Model 730 LD, registration number RD57 NZU.  The car was parked further up on Gressenhall Road, mosque facing side at the top of Gressenhall Road.

The individuals were approached by Farooq Aftab who had a brief general 20 second conversation asking who they were and where they had come from to which the response was Slough.  They said they came to pray.  Farooq escorted them to the scanning area where he informed them that they would need to leave their mobile phones, anything metallic, go through the scanner and would be searched. 

At this point the scanning team took over.  Within this time ordinary Jamaat members were going through the scanning area but were patted down so as not to alert the individuals or to give the impression that the security checks were directed at them. 

The individuals were checked, scanned and patted down.  After this they were escorted into the mosque.  Separately another Khaddim (Ansar Jamil) went in after them and would remain with them undetected.  He also took a recording on his mobile.

After Namaaz they came out and were given their mobiles.  Two came pretty much together with the third arriving later.  At this time Farooq spoke to one of the individuals and general conversation took place. The individual concerned said his name was Ahmed and he was from Slough.  He also asked how long it took from being scanned to the Mosque to which Farooq replied why he was asking and gave a general answer.  Farooq mentioned that this was an Ahmadi mosque to which they said “Alhamdollillah”.

One of the individuals was also questioned by Khalid Saeed (Permanent Security Staff) and stated that they had come to visit the Neuro Disability Office on West Hill and wee from Slough.

Separately arrangements had been made to video these individuals although there were cameras on site.  A recording (not very high quality) can be seen at: (look at the second one).

Two of the individuals had beards with one wearing a flat round black cap and the other nothing.  The third was pretty much clean shaven and wore no cap.  The individuals left the mosque complex and were followed discreetly.  At this time it was noticed that they had left a bunch of keys with a Subaru tag.

We waited to see if they would come back for these keys but they did not.  Accordingly, as their car left Farooq approached them and gave them their keys for which they were thankful.

Two cars separately followed them.  The individuals went to the Neuro Hospital.  One car came back within 15 minutes whilst the other remained.  The other car remained for just over an hour after which they returned.  During this time one Khaddim visited the hospital and confirmed the individuals had signed in at 17:55 under the name of Ahmad Osman.

At all times on site they were escorted, properly checked and under the close watch of the security staff.  For clarity, at no time were they left alone.  Apart from MKA’s security, AMA UK was present (Mudassar Theem personally present) and members of the permanent security staff with at least 1 being present at the main gate.

Farooq Aftab
Mohtamim Muqami
15 June 2011

Well, Well, Well…. What a surprise! The Jamaat has its very own FBIidot agents, working continuously round the clock to protect the community from outside forces?? ER NO! What we have here is a sickening and twisted example of the suspicious, creepy and the downright weird going-on’s in a Cult that, to the outside world, presents an image of tolerance and love! What lies! What fakery! What deceit! We have 3 innocent Muslim males who just so happened to come across the Fazal Centre in Putney whilst in the local area, wanting to pray! On approaching the Ahmadi Centre they were, from the very moment they pulled up in their car, watched, filmed and every action of theirs noted. You would think that searching them is enough to ensure no bogey man brandishing a machete would gain entry into the Centre, through its heavily guarded gates, and even then that is pushing it, it’s bloody pushing it! It’s really pushing the boundaries, forcing people to be patted down just so they can worship their Lord? **WHO THE HELL DOES THAT??** They could give the international airports a run for their money, the self  obsessed, wolf crying weirdos! There is no security threat, its BS and its lies! They (UK Ahmadis) are fine, they always have been fine and this is just a fa├žade to fool followers into thinking ‘an attack is imminent! It scares people into thinking the outside world is after them but at the same time, gives them a false sense of comfort, that the Jamaat is protecting them and loves them? Love? Meh! Don’t-mek-me-laugh!

It didn’t stop at searches though, did it? It went further than that, way further than that!!

After their number plate was noted, and they were searched at the gates, they were followed into the Mosque and filmed, whilst praying, by a Khuddam (shudder-literally)! Once they had finished, the guys were told it was an Ahmadi Masjid and EVEN THEN politely said ‘Alhamdulillah’. That should have been the end of it, despite being sickening and intrusive as things stood I mean come on, filming people on your phone while they pray? The filming was intentional and it was done so to intentionally spy on these three men and was not just a casual ‘avaay shavaay for jokes to upload on youtube’ filming of them praying! This was suspicious filming, for the purpose of this creepy report!

It cant get any worse, surely?? It sure did!! After they sat back in their car, they were followed all the way up to the Neuro Disability Hospital on West Hill (about 5 minutes away from the Fazal Centre’ and were filmed, driving away from the Centre up until the Neuro Hospital!) The film was uploaded by Rabeel Abdullah (a Khuddam who I know very well) but unfortunately, the link no longer seems to work (you can see the name of the user who uploaded it as Rabeel.S. aka Rabeel Abdullah). Once they arrived at their destination, they were followed in by a Khuddam, who then had the nerve to go up to the front reception and have their names confirmed! WHAT THE!!!!!!!!

This is a form of harassment and they had absolutely no right to film them, let alone go in after them, to make enquiries and to confirm their names!

I am so mad right now, that I can feel my bloody literally boiling right about dare they!

Anyways let’s move on…. Here’s a report from the following Friday.


  • 4 individuals of Pakistani origin.
  • Arrived at Juma time in Ford Galaxy - DA08 BWV.
  • Were fully searched, scanned and escorted on site.
  • From Birmingham – 1 went into mosque whilst others did not
  • Followed separately afterwards.
  • 1 African gentleman who has been coming for last 2 years got confrontational.
  • Later apologized and gave his full details.


At Juma today a number of non-Ahmadis came, most notably:

       1. Group of 4 youth in their twenties of Pakistani descent. Were approached by Ahmad Sirfaraz (Nazim Amoomi Muqami), were checked and scanned.  3 of them did not go through to mosque due to being scanned and returned to their car. The other (4 one) went through scanning and was patted down for a security check by our security staff. 

Farooq Aftab approached the ones that went to the car. Originally they had told security staff they would leave their valuables in the car and then return.

Farooq spoke to them and they said they were from Birmingham. They worked for BMG, a marketing company and traveled around the UK doing research.  Currently they were working for Wandsworth Council from Tuesday to today.  Their car had a BMG sign on front passenger seat.

One of the individuals said he was shocked that they were getting scanned as if they were terrorists.  Farooq explained this was an Ahmadi mosque and there were certain precautions which needed to be taken. They understood but said people “should be happy if they were bombed in a mosque”.  Farooq engaged in small talk with them and suggested they went to another mosque on Merton Road as they enquired about other mosques. Fazl Mosque came up in the Sat Nav which is why they were here. 

They were phoning their 4 friend who was inside and he arrived back.  They said they would try another mosque and left.  At all times they were escorted and under surveillance. 

They were not initially aware that outside members were part of the security team but at the end remarked that some of those outside were on security.

They were followed by one our cars up until Merton Road but pulled over.  Our Khaddim driving said he felt they had noticed that they were being followed which is why they pulled over.

They arrived in a Ford Galaxy, DA08 BWV.  Photos were taken of them.

       2. African gentleman who has been coming to our Fazl Mosque and Baitul Futuh Mosque got agitated when he was being scanned and patted down.  He kicked off and said we were targeting him as he was a “black man”.  Staff tried to explain to him but he was in an aggressive and agitated mood.

Farooq approached him outside the mosque and tried to calm him down.  After a while he did and came back to the mosque with Farooq but as he was getting scanned he decided to turn back because of the way he felt security staff spoke to him.

Again Farooq spoke to him outside and explained and got further details from him.  This gentleman explained he had lived here before and came to our mosque and then went to Baitul Futuh when he left.  As he had now moved to Kingston he came back to Fazl Mosque as he felt it was welcoming mosque. 

He was not aware of our beliefs despite coming for the last 2 years.

After calming down Farooq brought him back to the mosque and this time he co-operated with staff and said his prayers outside.

After prayers Farooq spoke to him in detail and explained who we were and got further details from him.  This gentleman is from Ghana with his father being Muslim and his mother Christian.  He is a property dealer by profession.  He normally donates around 10/20 pounds every week through our charity box outside scanning. 

He apologized to the staff and was made aware what to expect in future.

Farooq gave him a pack with some material re Jamaat.

His name is Ismail Attah, 0777-removed,

Farooq Aftab
Mohtamim Muqami
17 June 2011

Yet again, more filming, taking snaps and the following of 4 innocent young men who happened to stumble across the Centre which might I add, is actually listed in SatNav searches..(I tested it out on my own just now). This time, the guys refused to go in, frustrated by their treatment at the gates and the freaky attitude of the security. Their car was snapped by some random paki on his phone (this will explain why there are these FBIdiots lurking about on the various roads surrounding the Centre in Putney) and fed back for the purpose of this report. The report itself clearly states ‘under surveillance’ an outright admission that they were spying and watching the men ‘at all times’.

The Jamaat and its security are so shameless, that they followed this car knowing full well they could have been clocked, and they were! They have no shame, no humility or no fear. It’s almost as if Ahmadis are above the law, and the Jamaat, a state within a state!

The second case is of a man who has been a regular face at the Centre who rightfully, at the time of being searched, felt offended and couldn’t understand why he was being searched, is also a victim of the Jamaat’s weird and creepy actions. They wrote a full written report on his behavior, despite being a regular there and them being familiar with him, the poor guy! He regularly donates to goodness knows what charity box of theirs, with the money generated used probably to fund some sick little meeting between the top guns and feed their stomachs, but oh no, they still decided to put him on report!

What the hell is this all about? What is with the spying and suspicion, when the Ahmadiyya Jamaat UK constantly tells the world ‘love for all’ and that it is a tolerant community? Oh and don’t try it and bring up ‘security’.. Security my foot! If any of you even try and defend it and say there have been incidences in the past, and Jamaat simply make reports so that if anything was to kick off, they could go to the police with all this info- NO! Do not defend this! They have security cameras everywhere, as admitted by Farooq in the report, so if need be and anything did happen, they had the evidence. This is crossing the line and taking it to an extreme level of paranoia, hatred, suspicion, fear mongering and it’s just so wrong, on so many levels!

They have the nerve to send these weirdo little spies, with absolutely no shame and clearly nothing better to do, into OUR Masjids (Muslim Mosques I mean) with no problems? No one writes reports on them! These beasts sit there, with recorders and tape the khutbahs, in the hope the ‘Mullah’ says something ‘anti Ahmadi’ (they never do: they only tell the blunt truth about their deviant beliefs) and then they go back and report it! So not only do you spy on our Muslim brothers when they come to your cultural Centre, you go into their Masjids and spy on them there too!!!!! These guys are unbelievable!!!!

A mental health hospital, where privacy is crucial in the way in which they are run, and a Khaddim (ahmadiman) deceitfully went in, got the gentleman's name from reception just so you could confirm if he matched with what you had. There is no way the hospital receptionist would have blurted out their names, unless this Khuddam went in and told some fibs to get the information he was after! Tell me- what was the point??? What if his name didn’t match??? What would you have done then huh, Oh you whimp of a Khuddam?? Gone crying to the police, like you pathetic people always do? ‘Oh PC Plod, that Muslim is a threat, he gave us a different name to the hospital down the road… arrest him?????’ what the hell do you people think you are playing at?

Imagine how much of a stink you people would kick up if you found out if say ,that Mosque down Merton road carried on like this? Imagine how you would kick, scream and at the same time, in your twisted world, rejoice in the fact that these Muslims mistreated you in such a way! Who do these poor, innocent guys have standing up for them? No one because they let it be, they didn’t kick up much of a fuss because do you know what? You people are scum and are not worth it! They acted admirably, each and every one of them and then then we have you…. They don’t have a cult running them, sending out complaints on their behalf to local MPs and writing in to the local Newspapers about this shocking behavior! So that is why I decided to put this up! This is going to circulate all over Facebook! As many Muslim groups out there will be linked to this blog; I am going to get as many people to tweet this outrageous story. I am going to get someone to set up a group on my behalf on Facebook, requesting if that if people recognize the faces or the number plates, to let these guys know! You are not getting away with this! I am sick to death of the regime and sick to the pit of my stomach with this twisted, money obsessed cult! We are fed up and want you all gone!!!!!!! I am sick of all these chiefs and not enough Indians. Sick of these made up, pathetic little posts you people have going on, to fill some sort of void in your lives! I tell you what that void is? Allah and Islam! This is abnormal, it’s disgusting, its border-line criminal and it will repulse nearly everyone who reads this! Rafiq Hayat, Mr ‘BBC’ Vala, how are you going to explain this one? Mr ‘Oh we are so tolerant and accepting’? Go on.. wriggle your way out of this one! You know full well this goes on and it goes on with your full authority and dont you dare deny it! What about you Mr Ch Wasim Ahmad, Mr handing over cheques to the white man at Charity events? Got anything to say? And what about YOU Mr Nasser Khan, Mr well spoken and the first to go forward and shake the white man’s hand at one of your events? What have you 2 faced hypocrites got to say for yourselves? One face for the West and the white people, and another for everyone else! These are not the first reports and incidents of spying, there are hundreds upon hundreds but it just so happens that I only managed to find these! This is a regular practise of the Jamaat, and probably even after this, they will not stop! They will simply occupy their time with trying to find out how I got this information and get to the bottom of it! They aren't going to be embarrassed by their actions rather, they are going to be embarrassed it got out and they have been EXPOSED! Shameful spies!

Your local council and neighbors’ will also be notified of this! SPYING ENDORSED BY A DEVIANT CULT! CULT! CULT! CULT! I will be forwarding this on to the Neuro Disability Hospital too...

I am also seeking advice on whether this is actually a criminal offense, what with invasion of privacy and the unwarranted filming and photographing of unsuspecting and innocent civilians. Its well worth looking into.

I wonder what Justine Greening and Lord Ave will think of all this, your supporters, the ones you love to dance for and would do anything to keep them sweet? What do you think they will make of all of this? If I was them, I'd soon realise I had been duped by the Ahmadiyya UK's propaganda campaign!

Mr Attah, the ‘African man’ in this report has now been notified. A link to this blog piece has been sent to his email, telling him exactly what to look for. Good luck trying to save face on that one…..

If anyone is reading who is not Ahmadi, please spread the word and help us expose this cult for what it is! Many upon many Ahmadis are mistreated and trapped (including myself), at the hands of this evil regime and we need your help in breaking it down! Please support us and let every Muslim and Non Muslim know just what these people are about. They are crooks, dangerous and evil. They are the oppressors and this is a Cult!

Allah says in Surah Al-Hujuraat:
O you who believe! Avoid much suspicion, Indeed some suspicions are sins. And spy not, neither backbite one another. Would one of you like to eat the flesh of his dead brother? You would hate it, and fear Allah. Verily Allah is the one who forgives and accepts repentance, most merciful.

^^ Yes. Read above Oh Jamaat e Ahmadiyya, revivalist Islamic Sect, True Sect, Sect of the Promised One (dont twist it on me, I do this  and expose you people for the greater good but what about you??)! 

Let The Games Begin....

Asalam o Alaikum, a very warm welcome, and a big up to my readers!

Many of you are probably already familiar with my alter ego 'Findings (I,II,III) from over at, where I've been a regular poster for almost 2 years now. For those of you who are new to all this, and new to my world, let me give you low down on who I am, what it is I do and what I plan to achieve out of all of this. Get some red bull (or red rooster) and take a seat, this is gonna be boring....

So, its August 2011 and I've been a closet Muslim for about 3 years now- alhumdulillah! As the blog header reads, I am 'trapped within the confines of the Ahmadiyya cult' and so far, have not managed to find a way out from the Jamaat. You don't really need an explanation as to why I'm still living as an Ahmadi because for those of you that are familiar with 'The Cult', you'll know the damage these beasts can do, not just to those who leave but those left behind, forced to pick up the pieces. Also I want to say in the position I'm in for a while; what was once a burden on me (a family heavily involved in the cult) is now proving to be a blessing! The longer I remain, the more dirt I can gather and the more I can play a part in bringing this beast down. I've realised that Ahmadiyyat is a scam and I've also come to know, over the years, that the Jamaat is a joke and its high time the 'behind the scenes' Ahmadis finally saw it for what it really is!

So I'm still here, 20 something years old and some call me a hypocrite, saying if 'Islam was so perfect I'd have just come out and proud' but we all know its not as simple as that. So for all my haterators out there, if you've got a problem, well... You know what you can go do!

Anyways my 'mentors' at thecult, ie: Mullahs :P, thought it be a good idea I branch out.. I was becoming far too big for my boots over at thecult and was stealing the limelight! LOL Jokes! No, on a serious note, its time we expanded. Though as brilliant as is, it needs more direction as traffic increases and so, this is our 'Channel U/AKA/BET' sister version of it! In other words, for the young readers, so they can come here for all the latest news, reviews and of course, Jamaat gossip! I will say that I'm still very much over at thecult, but this is a side project, powered by myself and the mentors (they are experts in blogging so will be keeping an eye on things, advise on improvements and security etc)! Cool huh??

What do you all make of my blogpage? I did it all myself! Not bad for someone who once had Brother Hussain give me a 'dummies guide' tutorial on how to upload screenshots on forum! Lol I've come along way and I thank YOUTUBE for that, the tutorials on photoshop were wicked! I am really quite proud of myself **clap clap**. I've got loads of ideas and these are of course, the early days, so there may be lulls and there will be highs until I find my feet and get into the swing of things so don't expect too much... Yet! One thing I will be focusing on is 'The Sunday Scandal Sessions' something that was about to take off over at thecult, but kinda stalled (for whatever reason) and so I'm bringing it over here! I've got a whole heap of scandals coming your way boy!!! So be sure to check in on Sundays, I hope to have lots of treats in store for you all. Make sure you check thecult regularly for updates, everything will be linked there as and when it goes up here!

Right so before you all started huffing and puffing at my blog name 'cult girl' and crying about my gender, this is me.. I am a 'girl' or a wooooman even. I have to throw red herrings to protect my identity and I hope most of you will appreciate and understand that (even the haters out there).

This is it! This is the beginning of something new, bringing all the dramas from over at and setting up shop here! Its going to be urban, considerably less monitored because I am THE BOSS LADY (so I can run wild and say and do as I please), its going to be edgy and its going to be raw (or least so I hope). I've got my own show guys!! And it is here, where I will confess all the dirty, dark secrets of the Jamaat, unofficially, on their behalf.

I'm doing this for everyone out there, in the hope one day, we can all be free from this Jamaat. I want to see the youth break free and live as normal Muslims and enjoy the freedom that comes with it! Who wants to be managed and monitored by random pakis, we get enough of that at work, school and home (sorry Mum!). Forget the likes of Fahim and forget no mans like Raf, they are nothing and the sooner people realise this, the better!

The Jamaat is dirty. Its unclean. Its corrupt. Its secretive. Its 2 faced. Its cruel. I say to hell with all that, and its about time we show the world the true face of Jamaat e Scamadiyya!

Whose with me on this?? We can do this inshaAllah!! One day, we will put this down to a hiccup in our lives and hopefully bury the unfortunate time we were once Ahmadis, somewhere deep in our distant memories. Right now its a one man show but inshallah, one day, I hope to see countless others join me as guests!! I have a couple of people working with me, confirming everything I manage to lay my hands on but we still need more help! So speak out and come forward and be part of the Revolution!

You deserve the right to truth and to know what really goes on behind the scenes. I am going to open the doors for you....... Watch, learn, enjoy and CHANGE!

Jamaat: I warned you, many, many, many months ago! I told you to quit with the games! Quit with the badnaami of Muslims in the UK. I told you to quit harassing ordinary Ahmadis. I told you to quit making innocent peoples lives a misery. I told you to quit the dirty, the filthy internal games. I TOLD YOU TO STOP! I gave you forever to pipe it down, to change your ways, to start being honest and transparent..but you didn't listen! Perhaps you didn't take me seriously, but now, you will!

Ready? Hold on tight... Everything changes and it changes today! This is my game and we play by my rules!

Dice: Rolled.
Game: ON!

Thursday, 18 August 2011

"A Little About Me" (If anyone cares to know)

This was meant to go in 'The Profile' section of the Blog Page, but I over did it and exceeded 1200 characters (argggh stingey or what!!) so I am posting it here instead (dont worry it'll soon disappear when I add more posts):

My name is, my name is, my name is f-f-f-fa-Findings!

So in short, I am a Paki Ahmadi (Qadiani/Mirzai) by birth and reverted to Islam a few years back (by the grace of the Almighty) but this isn't your average revert story. I am not open and out there and there's a simple reason for that: I was born into a CULT and so, my journey ain't an ordinary one! I can't leave the Cult just yet because quite frankly, I have nowhere to go (pull out the violin bruv..let's all go busking!!) It would be just too painful and too awkward to live with my family as an out and proud revert, and all the while, writing out against the Jamaat too. Also if I came out now, I would lose my connection to the Cult and all my inside info would go with it! So I'm biding my time, waiting in the bushes, waiting to jump out and go SURPRISE I am a MUSLIM and have joined the Non Ahmadi Team! Lol! No No, on a serious level, I'm hoping to escape one day and in a civilised fashion (maybe marry a millionaire or run away with the circus or
something..though this Cult I am in is one big freak show of a

I hear some of my Ahmadi readers saying 'but Ahmadiyyat is Islam so how can you revert from Islam to Islam' No. Its not Islam. Its a COMMUNITY, built on heretic beliefs and to break free, you have to break free from the shackles of community. And this is such a difficult thing to do, as the community itself is a CULT but then when your family is tied to the cult, it becomes even more tangled and twisted!! (Am I making sense?? I don't even understand what I'm trying to say!!) We could be here forever going through why the Ahmadiyya Jamaat (Community) is a Cult but to be honest, I can't be bothered lol. Its late, I'm tired, impatient and there's too much to cover, Cults are a complex thing you know! You can find all the information you need here at

Talking of, incase you didn't know, I am username Findings 1, 2 and 3 from the forum over there and guess what? I've got my own show and have gone solo (this blog...!)

A little about me? I love this part! I am a londoner, from durrrty south london, and rub shoulders with ghetto gangsters on the regs! Lol! No. I work full time and graduated in a really crappy degree (not that I'm complaining), that got me absolutely nowhere, except deep in debt.. but I do love my job! I am a huge fan of all things comedy and love my RnB, Hip Hop, Bashment, Reggaeton and UK FUNKAY! (Urgh that sounds so typical init). I am a total you wouldn't believe (I don't believe it either when I see my bank statements every month!) I love to shop till I drop! I love make-up too! Dior blackout Mascara is the one, and MAC lippie in Russian Red too! There's a clue for you Oh Cult Spies! Yikes! I might even set up a fashion thread on this thing... **sighs** one step at a time!

I wanna come out one day, and speak out against the corrupt regime of Jamaat e Scamadiyya (geddit?scam-ahmadiyya), as a Muslimah inshaAllah, and do videos, talks and tour the world! You never know.... :P but for now, I am in hiding, hiding behind an iPhone in this surreal world I've found myself in! I never intended to get myself into all of this, I was just searching for the truth and well, now I've ended up being some sort of celebrity freedom-writer! I started off at thecult as pretty much the only female at the time, and one thing led to another and I became famous (as famous as one can be on a random internet forum!) I love it though and I wouldn't change it for anything!! I'm still learning so much about Islam and am nowhere near even at an intermediate level (like nearly all Ahmadis) but inshallah I will get to a better place one day!

Have I explained myself? I hope so! If not, forget it man, you'll get to know me over time or you can hit me up over at my second home:! I'm no good at all this stuff..its a box that needed filling and now- I've filled it! 

PS: people who've just stumbled across my blog accidentally, the CULT is desperately trying to seek me out and shut me up. You can find them over at, to get to know them a little better (its all a farce by the way, what they present to the outside world is all lies).