Saturday 24 December 2011

The Most Valuable Pen and Paper In The World

Salaam!

I received this email from one of my readers, and thought it was rather thought-provoking and worth sharing with you all. Have a read:

All praise be to Allah lord of all that exists and peace and blessings be on his slave and messenger Muhammed (saw).

Salaam to all those who follow guidance.

This article is inspired by someone very beloved to me. Her story really captured my imagination and reaffirmed my belief in Islam. Her story is one of a real struggle for the truth, a story where she had to go against her family, her community and her whole way of life. A Story of guidance from the darkest of depths into the brightest of lights.
The path she chose was by no means easy, she had to make heart wrenching decisions about her future, leaving her shrouded in uncertainty, confusion and fear. BUT Allah provides the believer a way out of every difficulty all praise be to Allah, she held firm.
It all started when she was confused with the ideas being presented at the Ahmadiyya Jamaat (as most people are).
She knew she was different to other Muslims but thought the only difference was “that we believe the Messiah/Mahdi has come” and “that we still believed in Muhammed (saw) and his teachings”.
After reading the Qur'an and a few Authentic Hadith then reading some of what Mirza narrated she could see there were MAJOR contradictions and confusion between the teachings and beliefs. [example khutum an nabiyeen] This left her disillusioned with religion for a while so she left it for the weirdo beardos and tried to brush it aside.
BUT something deep inside her was still attracted to the deen of Muhammed (saw). After what seemed like an age of soul searching and agonising over her beliefs, she decided she needed to find out more. She then started to research to split the lies from the truth. 
During this process she sought knowledge from many people, one of whom asked her to draw a line down the middle of a page and list the qualities of Muhammed (saw) and Mirza Ghulam Ahmed. She listed countless attributes and teachings of the prophet Muhammed (saw) but next to nothing about Mirza. It wasn’t that she didn’t know anything about Mirza, she was raised an ahmadi, rather the spontaneity of the act caused her to write what was in her heart.
This projection of her confusion and mixed feelings onto a piece of paper was the key that opened the door of her heart. The once dark room now gleamed from the light coming in and she finally saw, when it was put down on a piece of paper, what she believed and who her prophet was. The explosion of emotions she must have felt overwhelm me as I write this. Imagine being pulled from the clutches of the eternal torment, an epiphany that was the most important of her life. It must have felt like swimming up to the surface after almost drowning and taking the first breath of air. She was free. Surfacing from the falsehood, into the truth. Glory be to Allah. 
 
This led her down the path of Hidayah and eventually to her accepting the Islam of Muhammed (saw). This convinced her that Ahmadiyya wasn’t the truth. This simple act allowed her to separate Ahmdiyya and Islam. It created a focal point for her to separate what was Islam and what was Ahmadiyya. She then realised what the truth was, glory be to the one who sent Muhammed (saw) with the truth. So I encourage everyone to do the same.
I want every reader to get a piece of paper and draw a line down the page and list out the attributes of Mirza and Muhammed (Saw):

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DONE?

Can you sincerely say that YOU FOLLOW the teachings of Muhammed (SAW) AND Mirza Ghulam Ahmed? The one, who changed the shari’a, fabricated hadith and contradicted himself on numerous occasions? We are not illiterate villagers we are the internet generation. So what will YOU say when Allah asks you on the day of reckoning? When ALL of mankind are gathered together to be held to account... and what will you say to the angel when you are asked in your grave “Maa nabiukum?” (who was your prophet?) BECAUSE EVERYONE WILL DIE.
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Sayyidina Bara (RA) reported from the Prophet (SAW) about this verse:
"Allah keeps the believers firm with the stable word in the worldly life and in the Hereafter." (Quran 14:27) 
 
He explained that this has reference to the grave when it is asked, “Who is your Lord? What is your religion and who was your Prophet?” [Bukhari 1369, Muslim 2871, Abu Dawud 4750, Tirmidhi 3131, Nisai 2056, Ibn e Majah 4269]

Don't regret your decision, it may the hardest thing you will ever do. But make sure you are 100% convinced. You may have to do some real soul searching but if you read the descriptions of hell with sincerity and you think about what it could mean to you, your family and friends... if you think about it sincerely alone..... If it doesn’t affect you... you must ask yourself why? Is this 60-70 years on this earth really worth it? Will I not be asked? Does hellfire and paradise not exist? Do you think the stock market is really what dictates what you earn and eat? Because the DOW Jones will not last ...but the punishment will LAST FOREVER EVER.. FOREVER EVER?

Surely, the disbelievers will be in the torment of Hell to abide therein forever. (The torment) will not be lightened for them, and they will be plunged into destruction with deep regrets, sorrows and in despair therein. We wronged them not, but they were the wrongdoers. And they will cry: ‘O Malik! Let your Lord make an end of us’ He will say: ‘Surely, you shall abide FOREVER.’ Indeed We have brought the truth to you, but most of you have a hatred for the truth” (Quran 43:74-78)

Finally don’t be of the ones asking Mirza in hell to help you because he won’t be able to.

Behold they will dispute with each other in the fire! The weak ones (who followed) will say to those who had been arrogant, "We used to be your followers, can you then take from us part of this Fire? Those who had been arrogant will say, "We are all in this (fire) Truly Allah has judged between (his) servants." [Quran 40:47-48]

If there is any good in this it is from Allah and if there are any faults in this it is from me, and I ask for your forgiveness. All Praise and glory is for Allah alone and may the peace and blessings of Allah be upon his slave and messenger Mohammed salallahu alayhi wa salllam the best of all creation. 

Sunday 18 December 2011

The Sunday Scandal Session 12: Shabir Bhatti- Who Do You Think You Are?

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Salaam!
 
Sorry for the delay but I am now on my travels, so please be advised that there will be an inevitable delay in posts going up. This is pretty basic stuff here today, but it is all you guys are getting for the time being! Go on ardent devotees of Mirza Ghulam Qadiani, have a moan, but I am too busy sunning it up to listen or even care for that matter! Not like on any other given day you would be able to read these sort of documents, unless you are Raf's daughter (ooooops).
 
Below you will find 6 brief reports on 6 young Ahmadi men, written by Shirjeel Tahir, the then Qaid of the Hounslow region. This formed a part of an on going and intrusive investigation into a group of about 15 Ahmadi boys, whom the Jamaat accused of being in a ‘gang’ called the ‘The Paki Mafia’. These reports were conducted back in 2008, when the ‘gang’ first came to light, and under the authority of Dr Shabir ‘Shab’ Bhatti, many of the young men were investigated, threatened with action and even had their movements restricted.

Here you go, in no particular order (click on the images to enlarge them): 

Report 1:

Report 2:

Report 3:

Report 4:

Report 5:

Report 6:


My problem isn’t with the youth, it never has and never will be. Given, it always makes me laugh when I read about matters concerning the sorry state of affairs the Ahmadiyya Jamaat, as it blows their boasts out of the water about being ‘the best of the best’. Through my year and a half of researching the Ahmadiyya Jamaat at a very close level, after infiltrating the top circles and having had access to a lot of files/reports/documents, I have also realised that these so called divine schemes of 'Wassiyat' and 'Waqfe Nau' are nothing but a farce. They claim that those that are members of such schemes are exemplary Ahmadis, but as just one report I managed to get my hands on shows (See report 6), it is far from the truth!

Back to the point..who do these people think they are, demanding explanations into what these youngsters get up to? Who do they think they are, pointing fingers, when their own families are far from perfect? Why is it that unconnected children are pulled in for questioning about 'socialising with girls', when it is a known fact that the son of the 2nd Amir of Jamaat e Ahmadiyya is a drug user and married a 'ghair Ahmadi', whom he later divorced? Why do their children get away with it, but common Ahmadis are made to feel like social villains? Who are they to question and interfere, then on the other hand proclaim to be a community that is free and equal, brandishing mainstream Muslims as extremists who interfere in the religion/lives of others? Where does Shirjeel Tahir get off  demanding answers from a married father, and also try to suggest that his 'Sunni' friends are a bad influence! Hey Huzoor, it seems like your Jamaat youngsters are doing a blinding job of 'messing around'!

So what exactly has your 'Promised Messiah' done for your community exactly, where the youth are so far detached from this 'revived and true Islam', that after only 100 years of Mirza Ghulam Qadiani's 'Prophetic claims', things are so messed up that there is even talk of prostitutes being hired by young Ahmadi men? So much so, that you are having to spy, investigate and report on your youth? You are already witnessing your Jamaat succumb to the fitnah of the 'outside world'! Did you not recently claim in your Friday 'Sermon' that Ahmadis were the only ones holding the banner of Islam? Really? What makes you so different? Nothing! Absolutely nothing! It is all lies and fabrication. What really disgusted me about all this is how they (Shirjeel and this Tarbiyyat Department of Shabir Bhatti) were encouraging the young men to grass each other up and fess up dirt about the other! So much for 'Brotherhood'. LOL. Is this your Jamaat Huzoor? Wow! I really want to stay a part of it! Full of snakes, grasses and what's the polite word for female dogs? 

This is not Islam, this is a Cult! This Jamaat fools its followers into thinking it is one and the same thing! The way they have auto-tuned this community is something like this: No Khalifa- No Nizaam-No Jamaat- No Islam! How about…no! I really hope the younger generation take a stand and refuse to be pushed around by Dr Shabir Bhatti and his thugs. They only have this social power because people are willing to take what rubbish comes their way. If Shabir Bhatti or any member of this make believe 'Department of Tarbiyyat' ever tries to investigate any of you, politely tell him where to go. How dare he commission investigations on youngsters, when their parents have not requested their help? Oh and pull the other one if you think this jiggery pokery about 'at least the jamaat cares'! Do you really think these youngsters are going to take kindly to someone like Shirjeel Tahir prodding them for information on their 'sins'? No! it will only push them away! 

Shabir Bhatti, as evident from these reports where Shirjeel says 'to show regards towards the Jamaat'. This is all it is about! Where was there any mention of their 'Emaan'? You seem to care a lot about the reputation of the Ahmadiyya Jamaat, so how about organising twice weekly intensive Quran classes in centres throughout your country? Oh yes, of course, because this isn't about Islam.

Ahmadiyya Youth…The Lost Generation. What a shame! They are force fed a fake 'Islam', so isnt it any wonder that they turn away from it altogether. Shame on you Rafiq, Masroor and all your helpers. Shame on you! Remember you people are not immortal! How long do you have left hey, Shabir? 10 years? What about you Rafiq? 5-10 years? Nasser? 15-20 years? The years pass by real quickly. One of the signs of the hour is that time will pass quickly. It's happening, isn't it? Soon there will come a time when you will not be sat at a computer reading this! Instead, you will be wrapped in a white sheet, buried in a box, 6ft deep! We have ourselves to answer for but you guys, participating in this fraud, will have the lost generation to answer for too! SHAME ON YOU for stealing their deen from them..shame on you all!

I would like to end with this Ayah:
 
And conceal not the evidence, for he who hides it, surely, his heart is sinful. 
Surah Al-Baqarah 2:283.

^ Pay attention Rafiq Hayat et al.

Hope you are OK Raf. ;) Don't stress too much, remember what the doctor said! ;)

Saturday 10 December 2011

At Home with the Hayats: Issue 1

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Salaam!

I thought for a break from all of the scandals, serious discussion and challenges that we have on the blog; that I try my hand at something a bit more lighthearted. So I present to you the first issue of 'At Home with the Hayats'. I've been meaning to create a comic strip for quite a while now, and depending on the reception it receives I might even make it a regular bi-weekly thing.

My time is very limited as is, so let me know on the comments if you'd like me to continue with issue two! Oh.. and I have it on good authority that the sandpit was NOT bought with chanda money ;)

Tune of the day: The Ostrich Song

Thursday 8 December 2011

Poll: Should Rafiq Hayat Go? And a Quick Message!

Salaam!

There's a new poll up.. which you should be able to see just to the right of this post. If you're viewing the blog from a mobile device/iPhone etc.. you may need to select 'View web version' at the bottom of the page before you can see it.

So.. should raf stay or should he go? Please make every effort to vote especially all Ahmadis, ex-Ahmadis and closet muslims.. as raf keeps an eye on this blog very closely this is your chance to let your opinion be known. So be honest. If you don't want him as ameer anymore then just say!

P.S. I've managed to answer a few emails. Anyone waiting for a reply please check your account. Spoon you have finally been replied to! Will get through as many of the remaining emails as I can over the next few weeks, insha'Allah.

Thanks for your patience.

Tuesday 6 December 2011

The Sunday Scandal Session 11: Ahmadiyya Jamaat, Shabir Bhatti and Yet Another 'Gang' Report

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Salaam!

It is a long post today, so don’t complain in the comment section that ‘I am being boring’ because I am warning you nit pickers well in advance. This particular post has been a long time coming. It is about a gang called 'The Paki Mafia' and Dr Shabir Bhatti. There is also a list of recommendations from the 'Tarbiyyat' Department on how to control the problem of 'gangs'. I have been meaning to put it up since August, but other matters have taken priority! The documents presented below have been in my possession since the day they were circulated to a few Jamaat officials over a year ago. At the time, I did not think much of them because after all, the Ahmadiyya Jamaat have done and continue to do far worse, but as we have all come a long way and I know a lot of young Ahmadis are reading, I thought they would be interested in this!All names, addresses and other sensitive information have been removed, to protect the identities of those involved.


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Firstly, have a look at the document discussing Gang Culture and Ahmadi children. One of the first things that came to my attention is that yet again, there is clearly a problem with Ahmadis attending the local Jamaat facilities, be they the local hired halls or ‘Mosques’, for congregational prayers. As I showed you in a previous instalment, they are looking to build more centres (not ‘Mosques’) because officials at Ahmadiyya Jamaat HQ claim that they are in urgent need of these to accommodate the high level of worshippers. As their own statistics confirm, as well as for example, concerns highlighted in this document, it is clear few Ahmadis bother attending congregational prayers. Yet they insist on building more, when the ones they do have are vacant and empty for most of the time! FAIL! What is going on here?

Why is it that Mosques of ‘the other non true Islam’ are generally full at prayer times, yet the ‘true Islam’ centres are empty and few bother showing up for Salah? So much for ‘revivalist Islam’, with the Ahmadiyya Jamaat claiming to be forerunners in the Islamic World, taking things back to the Sunnah of our Prophet SAAS, when their followers can’t even stand in line to offer their prayers together! There is a problem, it is clear there is a problem but Ahmadis insist they are the ones leading by example, waving the banner of Islam, but the basics are not even in order! They really expect us to fall for their hype, when their ‘visible merchandising’ is in such a disgraceful state! Use your logic lovely people! It won’t hurt!

I understand that youngsters these days are often up to no good, and Ahmadi children are by no means any exception. The fact that the Ahmadiyya Jamaat has acknowledged this in some ways is a very good thing; no real harm can come from trying to take positive steps to improve the overall behaviour and lifestyle of the young. However, if you note from the recommendations, not once did they discuss taking steps or appropriate action to improve the youngsters’ understanding of Islam. There was not a single mention of the possibility of organising Tafsir classes, or Tajweed classes (heck, if their KhaLIEfa recites verses of the Holy Quran as if he is singing at a Pakistani Mendi, what hope do his young followers have) or even just history of Islam courses?

As Muslims on the other hand, we have popular institutions in the UK, like the Al-Maghrib institute, that offer amazing courses for the Muslims, and local Mosques offering everything from basic Arabic classes to Sister circles to Seerah courses. Instead, these ‘true Muslims’ think the way forward is through “systematic sports programme, social meetings and collective Tarbiyati programmes”. Sports programmes are really going to help these kids, right?! The Ahmadiyya Jamaat has failed its youth! It on one hand proudly claims that they are the true Islam, when the vast majority of Ahmadi youngsters do not even know how to recite the Holy Quran. Instead of, as they claim the title of ‘true Muslims’, teaching them the Quran extensively, they focus on pointless ‘Ijtemas’ with speeches on ‘Chanda’ and ‘financial sacrifices’. Is this really Islam? Are they really Muslims?

I know in the past Ahmadis have said ‘every community has bad examples’ and the way the world is, children are going to stray, be they Ahmadi or not. I agree, 100%. What I have a problem with is this Jamaat’s claims of being the ‘true Islam’, when after only being around for a mere 100 odd years, it is already struggling to keep people on ‘their path’. What good was their ‘Messiah’, when not only did he fail the Muslim world, but the ones who have chosen to follow him can’t even stick on the straight and narrow! Something is wrong here. Use your God given common sense and put 2 and 2 together! God is not with this Jamaat. This is not the Jamaat of Allah. They know it, we know it.



Anyways, moving on, now let us take a quick look at the Gang List, containing the names of some twenty odd young men, together with their AIMS numbers and the names of their fathers. The main concern for the Ahmadiyya Jamaat is the ‘Paki Mafia Group’; which they alleged is a group of young Ahmadi men, who loiter on the streets of South London, drinking, smoking and what have you not. There is also a mention of another ‘gang’, but we do not have its name to hand. The Ahmadiyya Jamaat accuses these men of being part of this ‘gang’, throwing names about, along with the names of their innocent fathers and showing their addresses. Young Ahmadis, does it not freak you out, to think it is considered absolutely normal to compile such lists, hold all this information on you and that it is circulating freely amongst various Jamaat workers? The fact that each young man is identified with an AIMS number says it all; this is not normal and it is creepy. What ‘Islam’ holds such information on its followers like that? There is no room for ‘organisation’ when it comes to the spiritual developments of the Muslim.

Finally, let’s take a look at the letter from none other than our very own Dr Shabir Bhatti, in which he addresses these gang members! What is the very first thing you notice? Dr Shabir Bhatti is concerned with one thing and one thing only: “jama’at’s name being tarnished”. That is all it is about. It is not about offering help for the spiritual and social development of the young Ahmadis, for the betterment of not only this life, but the life in the hereafter, it is about REPUTATION. This is a ‘sect’ that claims to be reviving Islam, yet when it comes to assisting its youth, there is no Islam and it is all about reputation.
I had a conversation with a very senior Ahmadi not long back and do you know what his explanation was? “We claim to be the best, and our children have Muslim names, so in order for them not to get mixed up with Ghair Ahmadi children, it is important they behave differently to others”. He then went on to say that “if the Jamaat is made to look like it has problems, the Mullahs will jump on it, as we say we are the best”. There you have it. It is not about Islam. It is not about their Deen. It is not about their Emaan. It is not about their Akhira. It is about how the Ahmadiyya Jamaat will look. It is about competition and about competing with the ‘ghair Ahmadis’ in a bid to out do them, so that the AhmadiyyaJamaat comes out gleaming! Sorry to break it to you Jamaat, but we all know now that this is not the case and your not so pretty window dressing is slowly starting to come apart.

It seems that not only is Dr Shabir very concerned with the image of the Jamaat, he has also assumed the role of PC Plod and a Crown Court Judge too! The power has gone to his head in his pathetic role as ‘Naib Ameer’, and he is now enforcing what one might mistake as the conditions of a law enforced ASBO, or perhaps even the conditions of bail!

Let us take a look at them again, shall we?
There is a restriction in place on all members listed below. No more than two of you can be seen together within 10 meters (30 feet) of each other.
  1. This will apply to all areas outside of the mosques and school/educational institutions and at all times. 
  2. You may gather in homes, or within halls where a jama’at or family function is taking place without restriction.
  3. If more than two of you are seen together, all the individuals involved will be reported for consideration of further action.
  4. These restrictions will stay in place until the 9th of January 2011, when they will be reviewed. You may not consider the restrictions have been eased until you are specifically informed so.

Who does Dr Shabir Bhatti, a doctor from Kent, think he is ordering these men around like that? Who does he think he is, giving out direct instructions of where these men should socialise  and how far apart they should stand from one another? And where does he get off, threatening them like that with ‘further action’? Remember, this is a community that on one hand presents an image to its white MP friends as one that is free, open and loving; but reality of it is, is that this is a controlling CULT that threatens its members with ‘social action’ if they do not comply with their demands! There is no way Ahmadi parents would have approached the Jamaat for help in taming these boys, the Ahmadi parent is always fearful of ‘what the Jamaat will say’ and how bad they will look in front of others. All of this is a direct result of the ‘Ahmadi Snitch Culture’, where Ahmadis will ‘grass up’ one another’s short comings to officials in the Jamaat. It is a disgusting habit, and one that is actively encouraged and supported by the heads of the Community!

So Dr Shabir Bhatti, Secretary ‘Tarbiyyat’ of the United Kingdom and Naib Ameer to Big Daddy Ameer Rafiq Hayat, what do you have to say for yourself? As if spying on young girls wasn’t bad enough, we now have this too! What do you think you are playing at, bullying these youngsters, threatening them and their parents with ‘action’, and even going as far as placing restrictions on how they are seen in public? If they had broken conditions of their 'ASBOS' where would this information likely to have come from? You guessed it! On the say so of regular Ahmadis!  Do you think this is normal in today’s day and age, in a modern Britain? Have you ever heard of any 'members only club' that hands out curfews and orders like that??

You admit that these boys might be entirely innocent, and that these measures are precautionary, but you still think its OK to have their names dragged through the mud? You worry about the reputation of the Jamaat, when no one was likely to have known these boys were Ahmadi, but you seem to care very little about the reputation of these young lads and their poor parents! Children are their parents gems, now who the hell are you to tarnish them like that? Imagine if this was your own child! How dare you!

I am not finished with you just yet Shabs! I have another instalment that involves your pathetic make believe department. You might need to seek professional medical help, because it seems to me that you are actually not all there in the head! You are a evil, split personality hypocrite; who cheats the non Ahmadi into thinking all is well and fun within your community, when in actual fact it is nothing short of a creepy CULT!

So much for saved sect of Islam! The entire community is in a mess. I guess it’s expected though, right? You mess with Islam like that, the only way is down! This community is corrupt and spiritually bankrupt. Ooops sorry, have I spoilt your reputation by exposing how your perverse Cult isn't in order? What are you going to do, have my wrists slapped with a ‘social curfew’?


Tune of the day:  Dedicated to Raffy!

Saturday 3 December 2011

I Win, You Lose: 100,000 Views and the 23 Non-Existent Names


Salaam!

Right. First things first. Last weekend I set a challenge for all those reading, full details of which can be found by clicking here. I requested that anybody, be they Ahmadi or otherwise, to bring forward the evidence to back up what the Ahmadi founder, who claimed to be the awaited Messiah for all religions, had said regarding the number of children the Prophet Muhammad SAAWs had. He claimed that the Prophet SAAWs had 11 boys and 12 girls, whereas Islamic history dictates that there were 4 girls and 3 boys. Mirza Ghulam Qadiani claimed to be flawless, and that anything he said was without error. I asked his followers or anyone for that matter, to prove it and in return, I would give them some documents that might be of some interest to them.

Suffice to say, not a single person, not one, was able to produce a shred of evidence to back up Mirza Ghulam Qadiani. Despite all their boasts that he is the Promised Messiah and despite all his boasts of being perfect, it turns out that he got it wrong, proving he is at fault and that he lied. Please revisit the original thread to have a read of the comments for yourself! I would like to share one in particular with you all:

"Malfoozaat is not a book written by the promised messiah. Malfoozaat are the sayings of the promised messiah written by his companions. You have taken the qoute out of context. The original urdu page where you can see it says: The promised messiah was addressing the ladies whilst his companion was outside trying to listen to what he was saying. During the address children were crying. Due to the distance from the promised messiah and the crying of children the companion was not able to properly note down everything the promised messiah had said."

Lol. So apparently what we have here is an admission by some Ahmadi or another, that indeed the number was incorrect and that the Holy Prophet saaws did not have 23 children. Rather, he (the Ahmadi commenting) asserts that Mirza Ghulam Qadiani was incorrectly quoted by the one taking notes of his speech- twice! The reason given for this is quite clear: there were children crying and there was a lot of noise and therefore, he misheard what was really said! If you care to believe this gibberish, then what's funny is that this error was neither corrected before nor after the publication of Malfoozat went to print. What also gets me is how he misheard the total number of 8 and got 12 girls and 11 boys! If you accept this jiggery pokery, you can believe anything! Oh look, did you just see that pig fly over your house just now?! I can safely conclude, and I am sure all the Muslims reading are with me on this, that Mirza Ghulam Qadiani did not know what he was talking about. He was talking complete nonsense and had no idea how many children the Prophet SAAWs had, despite claiming to be his most 'devout follower' and also a second coming of the Prophet SAAWs. Astaghfirallah. So much for 'God leaves me without any error'. Mirza Ghulam Qadiani boasted that everything he said was always from Allah. Who was his 'god' that allowed him to make such a blunder?  I know my Prophet SAAWs would not have made such a mistake. In fact, I know no real and genuine Prophet of Allah would make such a mistake. End of.

Moving on. Guess what everybody?? We hit 100,000 views last night! That's right! One hundred thousand!  Alhamdulillah. Good times! And look! Mirza Masroor aka 'Mas' has put on his glad rags and has decided to join us all in the celebrations, modelling this fashionable little number! Doesn't he look picture perfect? This is a very rare picture of Mas, like you've never seen him before! My little contact in the Private Secretary's office hooked me up with it! So a big thank you to them! What a humble soul our Mas is, accepting beautiful and expensive garments, all the while preaching to the common Ahmadi that they should live humbly and not be extravagant. What's the word for this sort of behaviour? Hypocrisy maybe? And hey, Muslims, take a look at Mas's lavish office! This is where he sits on his grand oak table having 'meetings' with Ahmadis who come to see him.

I went in there once, and even had my picture taken with Mas and even got a pen! If you really concentrate, you'll see the beautiful water feature in the back of his office! Do you know my Prophet SAAWs used to sleep under trees? Enough said.

Rafiq Hayat, property developing president/'ameer' of the Ahmadiyya Association in the UK, it seems that no one was listening when you told people to refrain from visiting my horrendous blog! 100,000 hits didn't appear out of thin air you know! Uh oh! You better get the paperwork ready for Mass Expulsions for all those found disobeying your orders!

Raf how come your followers were unable to prove your Profit in this instance? What does that tell you about your 'Messiah'? And what does that tell you about how much you people actually care about the reputation of 'your beloved Hudhur' and your 'divine Jamaat' that you were unable to win over some of the documents I have? Hmmmm. If he was truthful, the truth would have out!

I've changed the colour scheme again, thought it could do with a bit of a facelift! (No not you Raf, my blog that is). You like? I thought black was a bit boyish, but wanted to keep the theme dark and dangerous, so opted for a blackish purple! It adds a touch of femininity to it all I guess!

Talking of revamps! I don't know if anyone has noticed, but there is a new tab 'Cult Girl Forums' at the very top of the page. I was thinking to myself the other day that we need to keep this blog more organised, as comments are routinely going off course and it makes it harder for those following to keep up. So, after what took almost 5 hours, I've managed to set up a forum page on the blog. Its a pilot, to see how it goes, if it gets on at all that is! Remember Blogger DOES NOT trace IP addresses so you are safe to sign up. The Jamaat has scared people off by saying that if anti-Ahmadiyya sites are taken to court, those contributing will be identified through their IP addresses and could face prosecution. This is complete nonsense and is their way of scaring you off. Either way, there is no way of tracking IP address. That also goes for those that have been told by the Jamaat that accounts are being hacked after visiting anti Ahmadi sites! Its all lies. Besides,  I wouldn't know what to do with an IP address anyway! I just about manage with photoshopping let alone anything else!

You can sign up using any account you want: facebook, gmail, hotmail or even linkedin! You are welcome to use fake accounts, no holds barred and can discuss whatever you want. Go ahead..its your platform! Use it! If you don't, I will take it down and we can try something else! Remember..it took me forever! (Hint).

Finally, can I ask those visiting to kindly select one of the three options on the Poll in the top right hand corner. This is just for me to get an idea of what's what, to determine how I manage future posts etc! In due time, maybe we can have a poll on what you guys want? Like a poll on whether Raf should stand down etc? Let me know! Remember I might be the boss of the blog, but as its a community discussion, you guys have a say! But don't get too carried away, I am on an almighty power trip :P !!

That'll be all. See you tomorrow (hopefully!).

Wasalaam.